When i deliver mail that requires a signature to a persons home it never hapens like in the movies. Attractive women never come to the door dresses in revealing garments or maybe even naked…IT HAS NEVER HAPPENED!!!!!!!!!!
Instead the type of people who come to the door are old lady’s, old men, small annoying children and the never ending horrendous barking of small dogs who tell their owners some one is at the door.
I knew it had to even to eventually happen and it did A LARGE MAN CAME TO THE DOOR IN HIS UNDERWEAR. I knocked on the door and waited about a minute until i heard somebody walking towards the door. A piece of door drape slid to the side and i saw and eye looking at me, probably making sure i wasn’t some crazy person or even Mormon’s or Jahova’s Wintess. The door opened and all i saw was 2 legs, thunder thighs, my eyes kept going higher and i became scared. At the door was a man who probably weighed 250 pounds with only a polo shirt on and his tight white underwear. i was scared he wasn’t wearing underwear because the polo shirt went to song it looked like a skirt. He had to sign a lot of papers so it was hard for me to find places to place my eyes…please wear pants.
